Hey little sister who's your Superman?

SAVE WATER!

{Posted in Boys, Cock on September 15th, 2014 by Scott }

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{Posted in Funny Shit on September 14th, 2014 by Scott }

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OK, I posted this earlier in the week and there’s a couple reasons that this is funny.

A) Because its basically true. And;

2) Because all us Android users take a bit of perverse glee in tweaking iPhone users who — for SOOOO many years — have been quite publicly smug about their misplaced superiority for being iPhone users.

And if you really want to see why Android users — who really tend to be neither publicly smug nor, if truth be told, give much of a shit about all of this save for its snark value — enjoy this sort of tweaking the noses of iPhone users, then all you need to do is read some of the comments that this meme has elicited across social media from those very same smug iPhone users.

Because a lot of them are downright hostile!

I mean really people — its a joke. But you guys are so serious about your little product that you’ve totally lost the ability to realize that IT’S A FUCKING PRODUCT!

That you bought!

You didn’t design it!

And it’s not you!

And hopefully it doesn’t define you. Although it seems to for a lot of you.

I mean geez Louise! You’d think that by your responses to this harmless and really quite funny meme that someone had just called you an irredeemable asshole.

And we all know that that particular derogatory term is reserved for Google Glass wearers.

So chill out all you iPhone obsessives! And I’ll be seeing you as you camp out in line for your little iWatch thingy.

You’ll be able to tell who I am because I won’t be in line with you and I’ll be laughing and pointing at you as I walk by.

Signed

A happy (and not in the least bit smug — OK, maybe a little bit smug) Android user.

GINGER GIF

{Posted in Boys, Cock, Gifs on September 12th, 2014 by Scott }

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THIRTEEN YEARS AGO TODAY

{Posted in New York on September 11th, 2014 by Scott }

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{Posted in New York, Politics on September 10th, 2014 by Scott }

This right here — this map of New York’s counties is why you ain’t gonna see Andrew fucking Cuomo’s name on any national presidential ticket in 2016. . . . or ever.

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The green are the counties that Zephyr Teachout won in yesterday’s Democratic primary, the blue went for Cuomo.

Cuomo won the big machine counties — which include the downstate counties that make up NYC and Long Island — and was boosted to his win over Ms. Teachout by low-information Dem voters in western New York who voted Cuomo’s name and not his scummy policies or politics. But to lose 30 counties — and some of them by almost 80%! — while serving as an incumbent Governor against a woman with ZERO name recognition is pretty much the death of the truly awful Cuomo’s national aspirations.

Unfortunately, the even more awful Kathy Hochul was chosen for the Dem Lt. Gov. spot. But she won by an even shittier majority over Liberal Tim Wu than Cuomo did over Teachout, so there’s that at least.

MY! WHAT A LOVELY PACKAGE YOU’VE GOT

{Posted in Boys, Cock on September 9th, 2014 by Scott }

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RULE BRITANNIA, BITCHEZ!

{Posted in Boys, Cock on September 6th, 2014 by Scott }

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