Hey little sister who's your Superman?
“He is a Leading Intellectual Force in a party full of people who eat oatmeal with their toes.”
Charlie Pierce reacting to a statement in Tiger Beat on the Potomac that President Obama has always considered Paul Ryan to be one of the leading intellectual forces of the GOP.
“For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!”
“The only things keeping the nomination of John Kerry as the next Secretary Of State from being unanimous were the votes of the toweringly embarrassing senatorial delegation from the state of Texas, and the dumber half of the senatorial delegation from Oklahoma, which, incidentally, makes the delegation from Texas look like the Congress of Vienna.”
“I’m glad that you’re accepting responsibility. I think ultimately with your leaving that you accept the culpability for the worst tragedy since 9/11. And I really mean that.”
Senator Rand Paul {R — Dumbfuckistan} to Secretary to State Hillary Clinton during hearings on the Benghazi embassy attack.
As Blue Texan over at C & L reminds us and the good senator — Rand seems to have conveniently forgotten the seven attacks on U.S embassies during the presidency of C+ Augustus Bush, the 20 murdered 5 and 6 year old children in Newtown, Connecticut, and the 2,000 people killed during Hurricane Katrina.
But hey, when you’re competing with Jim Inhofe for the title of Stupidest United States Senator in the History of the Republic™ this kind of forgetfulness is to be expected.
Obvious anagram Reince Priebus of the RNC has figured out a way for the GOP to rig the Electoral College so that republicans won’t even need to get a majority of votes in future presidential elections in order to win the White House.
Horrible senator, horrible person. He won’t be missed.
Miss McConnell filibusters her his own bill on the floor of the senate.
