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ANDREW SULLIVAN — STILL AN ASSHOLE

{Posted in Andrew Sulliven -- Still An Asshole, Assholes on January 29th, 2015 by Scott }

{Cross-posted from my Facebook page}

Sullivan Announces His Retirement From Blogging — The World Yawns

Look, even a blind squirrel can find a fucking acorn from time to time. And yes, from time to time Sully was spot on when it came to opining upon a particular subject.

But lets just recall, if we will, his disgusting, abject hypocrisy for publicly excoriating gay men for practicing unsafe sex, while at the same time advertising himself on gay sex hook-up websites as seeking partners for unprotected sex.

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And lets not forget the fact that he called those of us who opposed the Iraq invasion “fifth-columnists” and traitors — and he has never apologized for those slurs.

Andrew Sullivan spent decades publicly fluffing and shilling for the conservative movement {Thatcherism in England and Reaganism here in the States} that he now distances himself from because he feels its gotten too icky for his refined sensibilities. But he, as much as any other public intellectual, is responsible for the disgusting turn toward ickyness that modern conservatism has taken.

So yeah, Andrew Sullivan is still an asshole . . . and he always will be.

GOODBYE SULLY — AND FUCK YOU

{Posted in Andrew Sulliven -- Still An Asshole, Assholes on January 28th, 2015 by Scott }

Andrew Sullivan retires from blogging and the world breathes a collective . . . “meh.”

I LOVE THIS SHIT

{Posted in America, Assholes, Video on October 24th, 2014 by Scott }

Pay attention to the guy in the brightly colored psychedelic purple shirt who jumps onto the drunken buffoon when he starts swinging at the other passenger.

The guy in the shirt jumped out of a wheelchair to help subdue this shitbag.

CROSS-POSTED FROM MY FACEBOOK PAGE

{Posted in America, Assholes on August 25th, 2014 by Scott }

Here’s reason #4,691 why you should never bother watching the Sunday talk shows on the tee vee machine.

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Peggy Noonan

This exchange occurred this weekend between republican hack and conservative mouthpiece Peggy Noonan — aka Our Lady Of The Magic Dolphins — and George Stephanopoulos as they discussed the indictment of Governor Goodhair down Texas way:

NOONAN: I think, yes, it was local Democratic overreach. It’s just a dumb case. I don’t think it should have been brought. Naturally he looks like someone who is…

STEPHANOPOULOS: But the prosecutor is a former Republican, I think.

NOONAN: That may be. But when you look at this case, it just looks crazy.

First of all, if Nooners hadn’t have scarfed down a quart of 90 proof liquid breakfast that morning she might have been sober enough to know that Democratic officials in Travis County recused themselves from the Perry case. Also, too: the prosecutor is a republican who worked in the administration of Bush the Elder and he was appointed to oversee the case by a republican judge.

In otherwords, there isn’t a fucking Democrat within a mile of this thing.

And heeeeelllllllooooo? What’s with the “I think” Georgie? If you don’t know then you have no business being on my tee vee machine discussing the “news”.

But as Charlie Pierce pointed out — the real art was in the “That may be. But when you look at this case, it just looks crazy.”

So she gets called out for abject bullshittery and yet she doesn’t curl up in a fetal ball of shame. NO! She blithely ignores the fact that she’s been shown to be a liar and a hack and goes on with an imperious, “That may be.”

And people say Fox News is bad.

AAAAAND LIKE CLOCKWORK . . . .

{Posted in Assholes on June 26th, 2014 by Scott }

CHIP “SHIT” DREWRY RESPONDS TO MY POST

From the BIE Comment Section:

“Boy I sure pissed you off didn’t I?

Water is not in the Bill of Rights, nice try twisting the constitution to serve your purpose. I say Democrat just to piss people like you off, it’s truthful too, there’s nothing “democratic” about that party, it imposes.

So many things I could and should say about your juvenile hit piece on me, but I’ll save that for my site. I don’t think you’d publish what I have to say.

By the way, Detroit sits on a lake and a river, plenty of free water for all!

Have a nice day….”

This was in response to this post about this ridiculous blog post from some half-witted, right wing man/child.

I particularly like the part where Chipper admits that he acts like an 11 year old twerp — as I said in my earlier post — just to piss Democrats off.  That’s sort of a double helping of not being self-aware enough to realize what a clownish douchebag you are.

But the best part is where he erroneously — and with obviously quite poor reading comprehension — takes this paragraph from my post and gets the subject of the paragraph all confused and bumfuzzled in his poor little head with something else entirely — something that didn’t come along until some 12 years later in 1788:

ME:  “I guess he failed to read the part of the Declaration of Independence that goes — ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”’

That’s from the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE, CHIPPEROOO!  I didn’t make any reference, twisty or otherwise, to the Bill of Rights.

But hey, whaddya expect from a guy who thinks that if you want free water you can just drink it right out of the Detroit River?

I mean we can’t expect someone who, like most conservatives, clearly doesn’t know fuckall about our founding documents to know shit from shinola. Can we?

Also, too: the “Have a nice day . . . . ”  HAHAHA! Really?!?!?!

Really?

CROSS-POSTED FROM MY FACEBOOK PAGE

{Posted in Assholes on June 24th, 2014 by Scott }

QUOTE OF THE DAY

“You can certainly tell this story was written by a liberal. Water is not a right, human or otherwise. It is a need, but not a right.”

— Chip Drewry commenting in his blog on an article that said that the City of Detroit was planning on shutting off the water to tens of thousands of delinquent customers.

First of all; one sure-fire way to tell that Mr. Drewry is an irredeemable asshole is by his use of the word “Democrat” in lieu of the party’s real name — the Democratic Party.

Whenever a person starts off by calling it the “Democrat Party” you know you’re in the presence of a childish twerp with the maturity level of an 11 year old. But if you needed evidence of Mr. Drewry’s basic lack of . . . . well . . . . humanity — you just need to read his actual words on the subject of the article.

“Water is not a right, it is a need, period.”

I guess he failed to read the part of the Declaration of Independence that goes — “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

Last time I checked, water was actually one of those things that were necessary for sustaining human life.

I think if Detroit wants to cut off thousands of people’s water then the folks who get their water shut off should get together each day and dump their morning shit-buckets on the steps of city hall.

And then they should dump their evening shit-buckets in front of Shit Drewry’s house.

SOMETHING I JUST DON’T FATHOM

{Posted in America, Assholes, Blog Stuff, Blogger Ennui on November 16th, 2013 by Scott }

In a recent post here a reader commented that he was proud of the fact that he had voted for George C Plus Augustus Bush not once, but twice.

OK, I get how a person who was maybe not paying a lot of attention and who was maybe also a conservative republican would get snookered by that whole “compassionate conservative” line of complete and utter bullshit the first time around in 2000.

Or the fact that Bush, a man who was born on third base but who was convinced that he had hit a triple to get there, sold himself as the first MBA president and would run this country like an efficient business {ignoring the fact that Shrub had pretty much bankrupted every business he ever ran}.

But by the election of 2004 it was clear to anyone with just two synapses firing in their fucking brain, and who was paying even the slightest attention, that Bush was an unmitigated disaster and didn’t deserve to be elected as county dog catcher in West Bumfuck Texas — let alone returned to office as President of the United States.

But then! Then after the horror of Katrina in 2005, the total abortion that the Iraq War had obviously become due to administration bungling and incompetence, the failure to finish off the Taliban and kill Bin Laden because Bush/Cheney ginned up a fake reason to invade Iraq and took the eye off the ball, followed by the financial crisis and the Great Recession and the fact that Bush increased the national debt from the $18 billion under Clinton in 2000 to $1.632 TRILLION by the end of his second term . . . .

Well, I just don’t know how an even slightly rational person can be proud of the fact that he voted for Bush TWICE!

AND CROW ABOUT IT ON A LIBERAL GAY BLOG NO LESS!

I thought I had long ago rid this blog of the pestilence of idiot reader/commenters.

Apparently not.