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I LOVE THIS SHIT

{Posted in America, Assholes, Video on October 24th, 2014 by Scott }

Pay attention to the guy in the brightly colored psychedelic purple shirt who jumps onto the drunken buffoon when he starts swinging at the other passenger.

The guy in the shirt jumped out of a wheelchair to help subdue this shitbag.

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{Posted in America, Assholes on August 25th, 2014 by Scott }

Here’s reason #4,691 why you should never bother watching the Sunday talk shows on the tee vee machine.

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Peggy Noonan

This exchange occurred this weekend between republican hack and conservative mouthpiece Peggy Noonan — aka Our Lady Of The Magic Dolphins — and George Stephanopoulos as they discussed the indictment of Governor Goodhair down Texas way:

NOONAN: I think, yes, it was local Democratic overreach. It’s just a dumb case. I don’t think it should have been brought. Naturally he looks like someone who is…

STEPHANOPOULOS: But the prosecutor is a former Republican, I think.

NOONAN: That may be. But when you look at this case, it just looks crazy.

First of all, if Nooners hadn’t have scarfed down a quart of 90 proof liquid breakfast that morning she might have been sober enough to know that Democratic officials in Travis County recused themselves from the Perry case. Also, too: the prosecutor is a republican who worked in the administration of Bush the Elder and he was appointed to oversee the case by a republican judge.

In otherwords, there isn’t a fucking Democrat within a mile of this thing.

And heeeeelllllllooooo? What’s with the “I think” Georgie? If you don’t know then you have no business being on my tee vee machine discussing the “news”.

But as Charlie Pierce pointed out — the real art was in the “That may be. But when you look at this case, it just looks crazy.”

So she gets called out for abject bullshittery and yet she doesn’t curl up in a fetal ball of shame. NO! She blithely ignores the fact that she’s been shown to be a liar and a hack and goes on with an imperious, “That may be.”

And people say Fox News is bad.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

{Posted in America on July 4th, 2014 by Scott }

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THE DIGITAL ARCHIVE PROJECT

{Posted in America, Friends, Marines, Mil/Porn, Military Stuff, My Life, The Digital Archive Project on February 12th, 2014 by Scott }

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My buddy Bill Olschafskie from the Marines posted this picture on Facebook the other day.  It’s of Bill {Skie} on the left, me, and “Crow” on the right.

We were aboard the USS San Bernadino {LST-1189} off the coast of South Korea near the port of Pusan in 1982.

I was, at the time, a 22 year old corporal squad leader of a Marine infantry rifle squad {12-16 men}. Skie was my first fireteam leader {4 men} and Crow was one of our riflemen.

You can tell we had been aboard ship for a while by the long length of our hair and the wrinkled state of our cammy uniforms.

As a side note — Skie and Crow are wearing the newer “woodland” pattern cammies, while I’ve got on the older, Vietnam era jungle style.

SHELTERING IN PLACE

{Posted in America, Louisville, My Life, Porn, Video on January 6th, 2014 by Scott }

The temperature here is 2 degrees with a windchill of negative 15 to 20.

So the pooches and I have been sheltering inside, watching tee vee, napping, drinking bourbon {me}, pooping up a storm {them} and pretty much playing it ultra low-key. . . . since I have no intention of stepping outside and freezing my ass off.

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 I think I’ll post a nice hot fuck scene to warm myself up a bit.


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MALE RAPE IN THE MILITARY

{Posted in America, Boys, Marines, Mil/Porn, Military Stuff, News/Current Events on December 19th, 2013 by Scott }

A great piece in the Baltimore Sun on male on male rape in the military.

We had a rape take place in my Marine rifle company while we were stationed on Okinawa. And noooooo, I was not the rapist.

However, in keeping with the U.S. Army theory that all Marines are bottoms — the rape involved the self-sodomization of one Marine upon another, unaware and sleeping Marine’s boner.

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Amazingly, the self-sodomizer/rapist performed this act upon his unwitting partner (who was passed out drunk) whilst the partner slept in a top bunk in an open squad-bay where 50 other Marines slept AND a security watch was making the rounds.

Needless to say, the self-sodomizer was caught and spent the next several years in Leavenworth. His name was Henderson — whom we all called by his nickname, Hendo — and from then on any act of anal penetration referred to by anyone in my company was called “Hendoing” someone.

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SOMETHING I JUST DON’T FATHOM

{Posted in America, Assholes, Blog Stuff, Blogger Ennui on November 16th, 2013 by Scott }

In a recent post here a reader commented that he was proud of the fact that he had voted for George C Plus Augustus Bush not once, but twice.

OK, I get how a person who was maybe not paying a lot of attention and who was maybe also a conservative republican would get snookered by that whole “compassionate conservative” line of complete and utter bullshit the first time around in 2000.

Or the fact that Bush, a man who was born on third base but who was convinced that he had hit a triple to get there, sold himself as the first MBA president and would run this country like an efficient business {ignoring the fact that Shrub had pretty much bankrupted every business he ever ran}.

But by the election of 2004 it was clear to anyone with just two synapses firing in their fucking brain, and who was paying even the slightest attention, that Bush was an unmitigated disaster and didn’t deserve to be elected as county dog catcher in West Bumfuck Texas — let alone returned to office as President of the United States.

But then! Then after the horror of Katrina in 2005, the total abortion that the Iraq War had obviously become due to administration bungling and incompetence, the failure to finish off the Taliban and kill Bin Laden because Bush/Cheney ginned up a fake reason to invade Iraq and took the eye off the ball, followed by the financial crisis and the Great Recession and the fact that Bush increased the national debt from the $18 billion under Clinton in 2000 to $1.632 TRILLION by the end of his second term . . . .

Well, I just don’t know how an even slightly rational person can be proud of the fact that he voted for Bush TWICE!

AND CROW ABOUT IT ON A LIBERAL GAY BLOG NO LESS!

I thought I had long ago rid this blog of the pestilence of idiot reader/commenters.

Apparently not.