And I mean that in exactly the same way that Anne Coulter meant it when she dropped the F bomb on John Edwards – well, kinda in the same way – when I'm talking about Cpl. Matt Sanchez USMC(R) I mean it in the literal, ‘I wanna shove my big dick in that hot ass of yours', sense of the word. But either way you take it – like Anne Coulter claims she meant as a playful school yard taunt, or as Matt Sanchez does – up the poop shoot – it all comes down to the same thing and that is that republicans are a bunch of fags.

OK, think about it for a second, what could be faggier than Shooter Cheney trying to explain away his abject cowardice during Viet Nam by saying he "had other priorities" than serving his nation in it's time of need? How fucking faggy an answer is that? Compare that with then Cassius Clay who as world boxing champion refused to serve in the war in Southeast Asia by honestly (and manfully) saying "I ain't got no fight with no Viet Cong." He went to prison for his honesty. Cheney became Vice President for his cowardice.

Or howzabout Dear Leader himself, landing on the flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln (a dead president who, by the way, was a republican AND who shared a bed with his special "friend" Joshua Speed.) in his fetching flight suit complete with his manly "Leader of the Free World Groinal Bulge" aggressively presenting itself for all to see and admire. Is there anything faggier than that?

"Scooter" Libby? That's gotta be the faggiest nickname ever!

And have you ever watched any of the right wing bloviators like Rush Limbaugh, William Kristol, Tony Blankley or David Brooks on TV? These guys are so girlie I'm surprised they don't wear training bras.

Look, I have no problem with nellie guys – I kinda like them, especially as boyfriends – but what really gets my panties in a twist is how the republicans talk this big, big game of being strong on the military and "if we don't fight ‘em there we'll have to fight ‘em here" – a game that would have one believe that the person uttering these idiocies is so butch that he'd make a true paragon of butchness like…. well… like me, feel like a little bitch in comparison. But then they go and behave like the biggest group of pansies imaginable when the shit hits the fan. I mean just look at how republicans literally get off on panic. They absolutely love it!  Remember the color coded terror alerts and the mushroom clouds over our cities?

And lets talk about Ted Haggard. Here's a guy who sucked cock and snorted Tina with a male hooker but who doesn't have the balls to admit that he's a huge fucking pole smoker and who, after just three weeks of gay rehab – whatever the fuck thats supposed to be –  managed to get his ass cured, which I know is a big fat fucking lie because once you've successfully taken a big one up the butt for the team you NEVER want to go back to pussy. Period.  Don't believe me?  Just give it a try, you'll see.

But Ted's such a chickenshit that he's going to continue to lie about who he is both to himself and to his family and then, one or two years hence, when he sneaks out of the house one night to find a big cock to sit on in some public loo and gets caught by the local vice squad his family is going to have to go through the hell that he just put them through all over again.

And last but certainly not least there's the (soon to be former) darling of the nutjob right and fag du jour Matt Sanchez. A U.S. Marine (reservist) and republican who's made a bunch of gay porno movies with names like Glory Holes of Fame 3, Donkey Dick, Patriot Ass and my very favorite Touched by an Anal and who, until as recently as the past three years advertised himself as a gay escort for $250 an hour. But when all this shit comes out about him what does he say? He says he's not gay and even more incredibly, he claims that the Johns that paid him to stuff his big dick into them weren't gay either. Huh? I mean how faggy is that?

And by the way Matt, what could be faggier than being a member of an organization like the republican party that fucking hates you and wants to amend your pathetically lame life right out of the Constitution? Hmmmm?

But this is all just part and parcel of what has become a quintessentially republican mindset and way of doing business. Whether its getting caught with your hand in the till or down the pants of some sixteen year old congressional page, fucking up the Veterans Administration, spying on your fellow citizens illegally, allowing an American city to be destroyed, starting a war and invading a country that didn't do anything to you and then, even more pathetically, losing that very same war to a bunch of tribesmen one step removed from the middle ages or even actually getting caught with your cock in a guys ass on film these people are completely incapable of serving up a nice righteous mea maxima culpa and stepping forward to take responsibility for their actions.

And THAT my friends, even more than sucking another man's cock or taking a big one up the butt, is what makes them all such a bunch of fags.

Scott

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