THE 2008 GAYVN AWARDS
So these two hoodlums here were very nearly my undoing at the GAYVN Awards in San Francisco last night.
On the right is body builder Brandon who is one of the truly brilliant creative team that makes the magic behind the scenes at Hot House while the one the left is his drop fucking dead gorgeous boyfriend Patricio.
I made the mistake of quite stooopidly trying to go shot for shot drinking tequila with these two adorable hunks while the award show was underway. Well, Brandon was slamming tequila with me while Patricio, the half of the couple blessed with a modicum of common sense was drinking red wine.
We had several double shots each and that was enough to get Brandon and Patricio going on an hour long running commentary regarding the costume choices of each of the porn stars as they came up to receive their awards. Their blow by blow of the fashion don'ts that walked up on stage had me laughing so uncontrollably that I was seriously concerned for a while that I might either lose control of my bladder or shit myself.
What is it that makes porn stars so incredibly challenged when it comes to picking out clothing to wear?
Anyway, here are some of the almost 200 pictures that I took last night of the Awards in no particular order. I'll put more of my GAYVN shots up in the coming posts.
On the red carpet with Sister Roma and the men of Hot House.
Adorable Hot House newcomer and future star Kyle King.
Michael — Hot House creative department wizard {and recent winner of a big dick contest}. I'd dump Rich like first period French and marry Michael in a heartbeat but he's got a really hot BF so he doesn't need an old slapper like me.
Colt Studio big wig and fellow blogger Kristofer Weston{L} with boyfriend Alejandro aka Master Dro. Both Alejandro and Kristofer have great blogs called Mr. Kristofer and Master Dro and which you can find in my links section.
Blake Riley — winner of the Best Newcomer Award with his GAYVN.
Hot House Generalissimo Steven Scarborough with porn poulette extraordinaire Brent Corrigan.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
These are some wonderful photographs Scott. I will link to this post immediately.
February 17th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Word on the street back East here Scott is that the show was a big let down this year….it sounds like you managed to have your own fun though!!!
February 17th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Great meeting you last night Scott! Thanks for making me laugh all night.
February 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Looks like you had fun is right, did you meet any other amazing people at Hot House this week? hmmmmmm I bet you did….think harder……. Well since I had to remind you I will add that meeting you and hanging out some over the previous 4 days was amazing. Hope we get to share more laughs in the future. By the way you almost shit your pants during Lady Bunny's first set like everyone else at the table.
February 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Dammit, Scott, I told you I wanted an UNFLATTERING picture of Steven, not another jaw-dropping shot of him in a herringbone jacket and white shirt that makes me want to crawl to SF and beg him to let me be his and Brent's houseboy!
February 19th, 2008 at 8:26 am
"Poulette." Now that made me smile.