SEPARATED AT BIRTH

18 Responses to “SEPARATED AT BIRTH”

  1. Ben Says:

    I’d still fuck him.

  2. Kevin Says:

    this makes me so happy

  3. joseph Says:

    Which him, ben?

  4. damen Says:

    I can’t even remember what the one on the left is called and who the one on the right is.

  5. PDQ Says:

    @Ben: And he’d probably call you ‘Daddy’ and beg for more!

  6. Rich Says:

    LOL. That’s a good one.

  7. Scott Says:

    Its an Alpaca Damen. And the one on the right is Taylor Lautner. He’s the highest paid teen actor in the world AND he has a big fucking dick.

  8. Buck Says:

    Oh yeah. An Alpaca and a He’spackin.

  9. wisottertail Says:

    Do you really think his dick is that big? Even from the picture showing that he’s obviously free-balling, i think it’s hard to tell. But i’ll give way to the more seasoned crotch-watchers because i WANT to believe that he’s got horsedick growing between his legs!

  10. Bourgeois Nerd Says:

    I think they’re both cute.

  11. Mark Alexander Says:

    I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks!

  12. nsfw (A.J.) Says:

    Didn’t recognize him without the Chiclets.

  13. Anthony G. Says:

    Freaky! I can’t look at Taylor the same way ever again…..who the hell am I kidding? Of course I can. YUM!

  14. John Says:

    To each his own, but I don’t grasp the attraction. But then, I didn’t grasp anyone’s attraction to Miley Cyrus until I realized that she is every ugly girl’s hope: ‘If a girl as hideous as Miley Cyrus can make it big, so can I’.

  15. TonkaManOR Says:

    You need to see some of the out takes and location shots for the series “Generation Kill”. Taylor is wearing some boxer briefs and adjust just before he goes in the water in one scene. Lets just say there was a lot to move around in them shorts.

    And Scott, we all know you’d tap that!

  16. Scott Says:

    Tonks, do you mean Kellan Lutz? Because I’m pretty sure Taylor Lautner wasn’t in Generation Kill.

  17. mxcpl1 Says:

    I would have both of them as my pets

  18. AP Says:

    You know, if you had posted this six weeks ago I could have said “Alas, neither one of them is legal to fuck.” But apparently the alpaca turned eighteen in February.

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