QUOTE OF THE DAY

“In another one of those orgasm-inducing moments that’s becoming regular now that he’s in the Senate, Al Franken bitch-slapped Republican John Thune all over the Senate floor, to the point where Thune actually walked out. What was the dastardly Minnesotan bludgeoning the poor South Dakotan over? Franken wanted Thune to stop lying about when benefits start in the health care reform legislation. Or, as Franken put it, “[W]e are entitled to our own opinions; we’re not entitled to our own facts.” And facts, as we are well aware, have a suspiciously liberal bias. Thune was later seen curled up and crying in the cloak room, whimpering, “I’m no bitch,” while furiously licking his own anus.”

The Rude Pundit

3 Responses to “QUOTE OF THE DAY”

  1. wehotom Says:

    Ya gotta love Al. Nice breath of fresh air in the fart-like senate chamber.

  2. BCSM Says:

    That’s my senator!!! MN loves Franken.

  3. tim in the Loire Valley Says:

    If anyone had said to me as I watched SEN Franken back in the uhm, 70s as a tele comic, that he would be here today, well, scratch my head, all I can say is thank the Gods, life is stranger than fiction these days.

    Scott, thank you, I have been a reading for quite a while. Amazing when you get such a mixture of beauty and brains and humour. Pretty sexy! I wish you would run for something!

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