Archive for October, 2008
THIS IS SURE TO END BADLY
{Posted in Snark on October 31st, 2008 by Scott }Soooo you can always count on far right religionist loons to step on their bible quoting dicks given the slightest opportunity.
Their mind numbing hypocrisy would be be fucking hysterical were it not so clearly harmful to pretty much every person on the planet.
This, however, is as delicious as a double chocolate cake with a side of really good vanilla ice cream.
Per that paragon of uber-righteousness known as the Christian Broadcasting Network , one Cindy Jacobs — resident of Crazyland — was in church recently when a voice spaketh unto her {verily I say},
"Cindy, the strongman over America doesn't live in Washington, DC – the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy."
The voice then spaketh more unto Cindy, saying,
"October 29 was Black Tuesday, the day the stock market crashed, and Satan wants to do it again."
So Cindy, rather than up her dosage, decided she needed to do everything in her power to stop that rascally Satan in his tracks so she decided to call for a national prayer day on October 29th and what better place to go to pray for your economy than Wall Street?
And what better Wall Street image to pray to than the statue of the golden…………
The laying on of hands to save our economy.
And all the people brake off the golden earrings which were in their ears, and brought them unto Aaron.
And he received them at their hand, and fashioned it with a graving tool, after he had made it a molten calf: and they said, These be thy gods, O Israel, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.
And when Aaron saw it, he built an altar before it; and Aaron made proclamation, and said, To morrow is a feast to the LORD.
{snip}
And the Lord spoke to Moses, saying: Go, get thee down: thy people, which thou hast brought out of the land of Egypt, hath sinned.
They have quickly strayed from the way which thou didst show them: and they have made to themselves a molten calf, and have adored it, and sacrificing victims to it, have said: These are thy gods, O Israel, that have brought thee out of the land of Egypt.
And again the Lord said to Moses: I see that this people is stiffnecked: Let me alone, that my wrath may be kindled against them, and that I may destroy them.
EXODUS, Chapter 32
THE BIE BOYS WITH INK FRIDAYS
{Posted in Boys, Butts, Oliver, The BIE Boys with Ink Fridays, The Ex's, tattoos on October 31st, 2008 by Scott }
There's even more ink after the jump.
Click the images for proper engorgement.
HOW KARL ROVE SEES THINGS
{Posted in Election '08, Politics on October 31st, 2008 by Scott }Rove is, as we all know, a completely irredeemable scumbag. But that having been said, I doubt very much that he would want to intentionally damage his firm's brand by putting out total misinformation.
Plus, he cant's stand McCain.
As you can see, Rove and company currently see the race at 311 electoral votes for Obama {270 needed to win} with 6 teetering as toss ups.
I think North Carolina, Indiana, Florida and Missouri are gonna go Blue on Tuesday as well, giving Obama 375 Electoral College votes.
But what the fuck do I know?
I'll be serving up my Bill in Exile Senate and House predictions on Election Day from the great city of Louisville in the Commonwealth of Kentucky where I'll be spending the day with my father — along with a few other people — watching the returns from a hotel suite at an undisclosed location.
VOTE — TO CANCEL OUT YOUR NEIGHBOR
{Posted in Election '08, Politics, Snark, Video on October 31st, 2008 by Scott }
Hysterical!
