So the UPS man just pulled up to my house and I'm thinking, "I'm not expecting a UPS delivery" and as he hands off the package I see that its from an address in San Francisco that I immediately recognize as the offices of Hot House Entertainment. 

It seems that my oh so wonderful ex BF Brent, the VP and Creative Director at Hot House and who is always thinking of ways to put a smile on my face just sent me Trunks 3, the latest bit of big budget porno fabulousness from Steven Scarborough and Hot House Entertainment.

It stars Hot House exclusive and all around mega sweetheart of a guy Francesco D'Macho along with new Hot House exclusive Vinnie D'Angelo and Hot House men Trevor Knight, Marco Paris, Trent Atkins, Adriano Marquez, Kevin Armstrong, Cole Ryan, R.C. Ryan as well as Hot House Superstar Josh Weston!!

Holy shit.  Those are some of my absolute faves in film and I'm furious that I've got a doctors appointment in less than an hour or I'd be in bed with the TV on, the DVD in the machine and my industrial sized pump dispenser of lube close at hand right now.

Anyway, I'll write a review of it in the coming days but if it's anything like the previous films from the series – Trunks 1 and Trunks 2 - it's gonna be smokin'.  Especially since Hot House boss and Hall of Fame director Steven Scarborough seems to be at that point in his career where he's putting out one movie after another each one better than the last – if thats even possible.

I swear to you this won't become a blogging version of those fucking annoying pledge drives on PBS where every other week you're getting hondled for money by some tool who hosts a local cooking show but I did want to point out that we now have a donations button up on the site – its over to the left – that allows readers who may be so inclined to donate to the site.

The cost of the blog's bandwidth and domain are out of pocket expenses and are not large but they are still expenses that have to be paid and since I'm also the only reliable source of money for Bill while he's locked up I thought it would be nice if readers who wished to chip in to Bill's prison commissary fund could do so.

Many people have wondered what the hell you need money for in prison and the reality is that legally there is no money in prison.  Cash currency is illegal and can get one sent to the hole if you are caught possessing it.  However, inmates have a prison commissary/telephone account on to which they are allowed to accrue up to $300 per month.  This "money," or credits if you will, can be used to purchase staples available through the prison commissary that the government does not supply free of charge to the inmates, such as soap and toothpaste, underwear and deodorant etc.  The funds are also available for use toward phone calls to friends, family, loved ones and attorneys.

The most important purpose for which these commissary funds are used however, is the purchase of "Macks" and Macks ARE money.  Macks are individually wrapped, vacuum packed foil containers of mackerel of all things and Macks are the unofficial legal tender throughout the entire United States Federal Bureau of Prisons system and it's almost 200,000 prisoners.  Go figure!

Macks are worth exactly $1 and they are used to barter for absolutely everything in the FBOP from sex to the protection of ones life.  Bill says that they smell like unwashed pussy (how the fuck he would ever know that I have no clue) and taste like shit but everyone hoards them and uses them. Macks keep the underground prison economy going and without them ones life becomes quite miserable.

So, if you can find it in your hearts from time to time or when a particular post has struck you as entertaining or when you've just got a few extra shekels lying around to please feel free to go over to our donate button and do whatever it is that it asks of you.  It's all handled through PayPal and it's completely secure and I can tell you that Bill will appreciate it deeply since every penny of every donation will be wired to his prison commissary account.

There, thats my one and only pitch for donations (for now). 

Thanks

Scott

Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame is appearing on stage in London in a production of Equus in which he has lengthy periods in front of the audience with his 17 year old cock hanging out. I wonder if it's pretty?

This segment from Aussie TV is like watching a car wreck.

Last week we had discussions on the subjects of boots and chaps and this week I want to continue talking about the major apparel items that are critical to establishing a core of leather wear that will serve as a foundation for your collection while also achieving that well finished leatherman look.  A look that proclaims "I may not live this lifestyle or wear this shit everyday but by God I know HOW to wear it and I look fucking hot when I do."  And if not that then at least a look that doesn't make everyone at the local leather watering hole want to laugh in your face when you come prancing in for an evening out of drinking Dubonette with a twist.

Now, having purchased your first chaps and a good pair of boots to go with them we need to focus on the upper torso and although there are any number of garment choices that one can make in this arena I would suggest that when starting out one limit oneself to two very basic items and those are the harness and the vest.

Lets start with the vest since I think this is the easier of the two to deal with as there are limited styles available and frankly, one should really try to avoid all but the two most basic vests on the market when one is just beginning to assemble ones leather collection.

The nice thing about the vest is that it is really quite flexible, able to be worn solo with no shirt, with a t-shirt, with a harness underneath, with shorts or with jeans etc, etc.,  It also has a very nice feature in that a vest will tend to make the wearer look less fat, hiding love handles while highlighting chestiness and accentuating nice arms when worn shirtless.

The vest is also great for those who, like me, have their nipples attached directly to their dicks and who get instantly aroused when even the slightest breath of air passes over them.  There's nothing quite so nice as wearing a vest shirtless and having the rough yet still soft inside leather of a good vest rubbing against ones nips while out participating in the various events that leathermen like to participate in – such as {very} cheap beer drinking, ass grabbing, belly rubbing, spitting in one another's open mouths, smoking awful smelling cigars or discussing the latest championship orchids that one just purchased for ones country/beach house.

I'm partial to the very basic vest with neither buttons, snaps, nor zippers and with a solid or closed side although as you can see in the picture of my ex boyfriend Patrick here (immediately above), the woven sided version can look very nice indeed.   Vests are intended to be worn slightly small so that your abs and nipples are exposed and easy to get at so make sure that you don't get a vest that is sized so large that it looks as if Tarbosh the Tent Maker made it for you.  Conversely, too small is to be avoided as well for this will only make you appear as if you are some sort of deranged sommelier with fetish issues.

As to the harness, for me this would be the purchase that I would make first if I had to choose between one or the other. My choice has absolutely nothing to do with practicality and is simply personal preference so let your own tastes be your guide when deciding for yourself what route to go in buying these items.

In my opinion harnesses are one of the most abused items of leather wear that you are likely to see on a man and the purchase of one is fraught with peril for the uninitiated or those credulous enough to believe their idiot friends who, when escorting them to the local leather store to help shop for this item, will moronically tell their buying friend "you look hot" when in reality he looks like a turd.  Generally the reason for this, other than listening to his idiot friends, is simply the failure on the part of the buyer to adhere to the acronym of KISS when buying something of this nature.  KISS obviously standing for Keep It Simple Stupid and when buying leather/fetish wear – or for that matter, anything else in life – it should be a guiding principle for everyone and a mantra repeated throughout ones day.  Were this the case we all would have much more pleasant lives to be sure.

To say that there are a number of harness styles available would be an understatement of biblical proportions and it is important to realize that by the very nature of the construction of the harness it is both adjustable AND modifiable and it is in the subsequent modifications that most people step off the path of virtue and onto the road to perdition.

The basic "Top Harness" is a simple affair; four fairly equal lengths of leather permanently attached at one end to a steel O ring with a second O ring that the free ends of the leather straps can snap or buckle onto. Needless to say, I prefer the snaps to the more showy buckles but both can look smokin' on the right bod. The top harness is the basis for all other harnesses such as the English Top Harness, the Full Body Harness, the Noose Harness or the Open Back Harness.  If you have a good Top Harness you can build yourself all of these that I just mentioned by adding to the basic Top optional items that can be purchased later.

Although some of these other harnesses can look fairly hot I've always tended to stick with the basic Top Harness with thick, one inch wide straps.  If you're fey or wispy you will want one with thinner straps otherwise you'll look fucking ridiculous but lets face it, if you're fey or wispy pretty much any leather/fetish wear is going to make you look ridiculous so you just need to prepare yourself for that or find yourself something else to play dress up in, mmmkay?

After the jump I've put up some examples of various harness types, some of which are much more succesful than others.

The next lesson will be on accessories and the importance of being able to say "no" to yourself when accessorizing.

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