THIS IS THE REAL REVEREND AL

I’m sorry but this guy falls TOTALLY in my prey base. Aside from the fact that he plays Australian Rules Football there’s that sublimely angelic face …….

and that AMAZING ASS and those INCREDIBLE LEGS. I’d put out my “Dining in Rear” sign, tell him to wrap his legs around my head and only come up for air when I felt myself passing out from lack of oxygen.

Dear Bill,

I?m glad to hear that you seem to have managed to resolve things with Ricky Lee, your young Aryan Nation stud and that you have also managed, in your own inimitable way, to have made this an exercise in getting him to chase you rather than vice verse. As you said however, hopefully this won?t end up with you bleeding out on the shower room floor with a shank in your kidney.

Hey, your letter describing your little tryst with Diego and how you smacked his balls around just before he dumped his load down your ravening cum tunnel of a throat reminded me of Michael C. Do you remember him Bill? He was that gorgeous octoroon escort with the green eyes and monster cock that I was shooting up with and fucking for a while before I moved out here and you went off to prison.

He was a dirty, dirty bird and liked all manner of filthy games in bed. But the thing he liked the most was shooting up a big syringe full of crystal and then, with the Tina slamming his brain hard he?d sit back with his legs spread out in front of him and his big, huge, heavy balls resting on the bed in front of him and he?d have me punch the shit out of them. His balls that is. And when I say punch the shit out of them I?m not talking those friendly taps on the bottom of the scrotum you might give to a friend in a locker room as you pass by on the way to the shower, I?m talking about a serious closed fisted, pull your arm back and aim, punch him so hard that after five or six of them you can see his nuts turning blue kinda punch. The kind of punch that takes your breath away?.. when you?re doing the punching.

Apparently I got really good at the preferred method of administering this kind of abuse because whenever he?d come over, just after we shot up a big load of crystal, he?d demand that I maltreat his testicles for him. He’d sit his gorgeous tatooed bod back up against the headboard of my bed and he’d be wearing nothing but a pair of chaps and engineer boots and beg me to beat his balls to a pulp for him.

If you ever have the opportunity to do this, and although it?s a bit stomach churning at first it can be really hot once you get the technique down and see how much the other person enjoys it, the thing to remember is technique is everything. Good technique allows you to hit the nuts incredibly hard whereas if you tried to hit them as hard as you might using bad form you?d probably send the guy to the emergency room on the first shot.

The key is in making sure that you make contact with the flat front of your fist so that the impact is absorbed and dispersed over the entire face of your fist and that your punching motion not only be forward but forward and down so that you bring the flat of your fist down hard across the top of the nuts at the base of the shaft and then strait down. Hard. Doing it this way also makes for a very satisfy cracking sound which, for Mike at least, was almost as hot as the actual physical sensation of me pounding the shit out of his balls for him.

The only problem with playing this particular little game while you?re slamming crystal is that the more Tina you slam the tweakier you get and it can throw your aim off. The good thing about doing this while slamming Tina is that the tweakier the other guy gets the less it matters to him if your aim sucks.

Anyway, I just wanted to see if you recall Michael C. He was a boy of unparalleled beauty who was into some very serious fetishes. I wonder how he?s doing? I?m gonna run and get the dogs on their walkabout.

I?m writing a review of the latest big budget porno movie from Hot House called Justice that I?ll get in the mail to you ? and up on the blog ? this afternoon. Be looking for it.

XXOO

Scott

APPARENTLY JUST THE THREAT OF WATERBOARDING WORKS IF YOU’RE A COWARD, A PEDOPHILE AND A REPUBLICAN

Republican Congressman Mark Foley just resigned from Congress after coming under increased scrutiny for an exchange of emails with an underage male congressional page.

Emails like this one with Foley using the screen name Maf54:

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny ?

Maf54: Cool.

Foley was chairman on the House Caucus for Missing and Exploited Children and has been a long time supporter of enacting tough laws against those who use the internets to take advantage of minors.

Oh those wacky Republicans and their traditional family values!

MARK FOLEY, HERO OF THE CULTURE WARS

CALLS FOR WATERBOARDING “SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK” REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN MARK FOLEY INCREASING.

Lawmaker solicited ‘boypics’ of 16 year old male congressional page in emails.

“We need answers” say leading Democrats.

On the subject of waterboarding a sitting member of congress in order to get the truth,

“After all, it’s not like it’s torture.” Say those calling for the use of “extreme measures” in order to get vital information on possible child abuse from the congressman.

Go to Americablog for the whole story