Can I just say this about that? And I mean it to be taken in the spirit of love and understanding that it’s being offered.
But to everyone out there who may be doing a diet of one sort or another. . . . and who, when ordering at a restaurant, feels the need to explain in varying degrees of detail to anyone and everyone present that you’re on a special low carb, high carb, low fat, high fat, no meat, nothing but meat, no gluten (whatever the fuck that is) diet. . . . please. PLEASE realize that none of us fucking care.
The server at the restaurant who is rolling his/her eyes at you doesn’t care.
And your friends and family, who have all heard you go through your explanation, many times already, about why you need the kitchen to leave the bun off the burger (What?!?! You can’t take it off yourself?), certainly don’t care.
Just order your damn food already and save the explanations.
Because nobody gives a shit about your diet.