Hey little sister who's your Superman?

FOR ALL YOU SIZE QUEENS

13 Responses to “FOR ALL YOU SIZE QUEENS”

  1. Bill Says:

    Does Brent have him under contract yet?

  2. Bret Says:

    I have already sent my agents, I think I can get 75% down that, fml! The trying will be the fun part ha ha.

  3. Bret Says:

    Just kidding, he’d split me in half and I’d cry like a bitch, and then he would make me his bitch.

  4. Gregorio Says:

    Oh Sweet Jesus I found God!

  5. Ry Says:

    I wouldn’t even know what to do with that.

  6. Blue Says:

    Once, gods honest truth, I was with a guy who cock wasn’t that long buuuuut the head of his cock was the size of a baseball with accompanied girth of at least 12 inches.. I went… ‘GaaUMMMPHK!’ and never looked back! . Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm! But that reminds me of one of them extra long party submarine sandwiches! ‘GaaUMMMPHK!

  7. ben Says:

    Why is he still concious.

  8. btom89 Says:

    You’d need a LOT of lube and plenty of patience, but it’s workable. Probably need a lot of poppers to relax your ass so that thick thing could slip through.

  9. I wont grow up Says:

    My god, what do ya do with something that big? Sing it a lullaby, throw it over your shoulder and burp it?

  10. Todd in DC Says:

    Probably the best thing to do with that is get it semi hard and slip it in.

    Let it get fully hard inside.

  11. skinslave1 Says:

    sir would love to feel that big cock deep inside me

  12. Paul T Says:

    Very funny. but at approximately 1:50 minutes in, he accidentally shifts the base of the dildo up and down his pubes. I don’t think cocks really do that. If they did, it would be much easier for me to get into short dudes while standing up.

  13. franco Says:

    That can’t be real. If it is, life just ain’t fair.

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