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JUST A REMINDER

BIE Rule #504B section 3 paragraph H says that if I post a picture, and you, in response, post a comment herein asserting that said picture is Photoshopped — two things will happen:

I will not post your comment.

I will think of you with slight regard, scorn, and contempt because I’ve posted this rule many times over the past 9 years and it should have sunk home by now.

Here’s the deal:

Nobody here gives a fuck that you may be an expert in identifying a Photoshopped image.

Nobody here gives a fuck about your opinion.

And, more importantly, if your assertion that an image has been manipulated in order to make a cock look bigger than it may actually be is why you claim its been Photoshopped . . . . well . . . . pretty much everyone here will naturally assume that you’ve got a tiny dick and that you simply can’t imagine that anyone would have a dick larger than your pathetic little member without it being somehow photographically enhanced.

So I’m doing you a favor and saving you from public humiliation by not posting your stupid fucking comment.

{I’m looking at you Portland FBI Boy}

That is all.

14 Responses to “JUST A REMINDER”

  1. stinky_m Says:

    It’s a beautiful picture, and I’ve enjoyed it (twice) since you’ve posted it here. Why question it, eh?

  2. TonkaManOR Says:

    We’ll talk about this when I have you bent over your chair while I plug one end and you spit shine my glock with the other end! Thanks for the favor!

  3. Mike Says:

    I suspect the previous post’s “marine peen”is photoshopped because I’ve never seen a Marine with such a tiny dick.

  4. Bob Says:

    Not to mention that if Scott finds the photo enjoyable enough to post, and others of us enjoy it, starting the “is it faked” discussion is RUDE, ungrateful, and causes your a-hole to clench so tightly that you get mega-hemorroids. If there is a fantasy, let people have it, or I will throw a bucket of water on you, leaving only a size 18 black dress and a broom, OK?

  5. loyal seattle (formerly) reader Says:

    I love it when you get all gangster with an education.

  6. Rob Says:

    I may have to come to Seattle just to shake your hand. Well said my friend, well said.

  7. Bill Says:

    I’ve known Scott for almost thirty years now and I can assure you photoshopping is the very least of it.

  8. Scott Says:

    Oh, Tonks! Promises promises. I should be so lucky ;)

  9. TonkaManOR Says:

    Love you too Scott!

  10. Jake Says:

    This entire post has been photoshopped :)

  11. Greg Says:

    Wonder if the term “photoshopped” will ever be used in a country western song.

  12. I wont grow up Says:

    Scott, Most people our age don’t even know how to photoshop.

  13. Snorkel3 Says:

    The letter “r”s in this post are photoshopped.

    :-)

  14. Ken The Canuck Says:

    You have such an eloquent tongue Scott, as I’m sure many a boy can attest to.

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