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PRE-PARTY EQUIPMENT INVENTORY

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 5th, 2013 at 7:54 am and is filed under Gear. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

15 Responses to “PRE-PARTY EQUIPMENT INVENTORY”

Gregorio Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 8:33 am
Easily there is $2,000+ worth of sex toys sitting there!
David B (Syd) Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
a gnome? really?? now that’s an entirely new meaning to dwarf throwing…
Rob in LA Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Gnome? Gnomosexual?
Ulf Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 1:16 pm
I can hear it now: “Dammit Scott…you forgot the lube again!”
PERVERSATILE Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 1:32 pm
there are only five SacredYardGnomeDildos in the entire universe-
if they are ever brought together it bring forth…….
Frank Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 2:21 pm
Too many notes, Scott.
jdw Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
From nuclear war to a twenty man orgy looks like you have it covered.
Bob Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 3:00 pm
How about a wind-up hula dancer as a sex toy? I guess the grass skirt might tickle when she swayed, but the “Lovely Hula Hands” poking your prostate might give you some Island Joy.
Frederick Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 9:32 pm
The pornographic equivalent of one of Miro’s Constellation Series paintings.
Justin Says:
February 5th, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Is that the Super Victor on the left, the same one your hung emo playmate used to take to the base? It looks like Mr. S doesn’t sell it anymore since the link at http://www.billinexile.com/2010/02/19/emo-with-bulge is broken.

What an amazing collection! What’s next? Maybe the OxBalls Siamese?
Mark Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 12:49 am
I see several items there that would probably kill me or at the very least send me to the emergency room
Todd in DC Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 9:33 am
Must have been some Super Bowl party
Manny Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 2:59 pm
Are you planning a Garage (Dungeon) Sale?
Damien Oz Says:
February 6th, 2013 at 10:45 pm
Did u use all that?
lookyloo Says:
February 7th, 2013 at 10:00 pm
Hey? Why isn’t there one of a ‘baby’s arm holding an apple’.
Surely that has to exist.

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