A BIE JOKE
Four guys are sitting around having drinks at a bar and one of the men had to use the restroom. While he was gone the three others talked about their kids:
The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy he started working at a company at the bottom. He studied business and began to climb the corporate ladder, became president of the company. He’s so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for Christmas.”
The second guy said, “Damn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, went to flight school to become a pilot. He became a partner where he owns the majority of its assets. He is so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet as a Christmas gift!”
The third man said, “Well that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer, started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave an expensive Christmas gift to his best friend, a 30,000 square foot mansion!”
The three guys congratulate each other just as the 4th guy returned from the restroom and asked what are all the congratulations for? One of the three guys said, “We’re talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. . . “What about your son?” they asked the 4th guy.
The fourth man replied, “My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”
The three friends said, “That’s a shame. . . what a disappointment.”
The fourth man replied. “Nah, I’m not ashamed — he’s my son and I love him. . . and he hasn’t done too badly either. Just this Christmas alone he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends.”
Badump dump!
I’ll be here all week ladies and germs.
January 9th, 2013 at 12:59 pm
Scott, are your jet and Mercedes parked at the new house?
January 9th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
“Try the roast beef…”
January 10th, 2013 at 9:14 am
Giggles
January 10th, 2013 at 10:23 am
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
January 10th, 2013 at 2:33 pm
A man walks into a bar and says, “Ow!”