You know you’re old when the smokin’ hot 21 year old, redneck, college senior you’ve been fucking texts you and says he wants to come by, get plunged and be of general, all-around service for Daddy.
And you respond by saying, “Not tonight stud. I’m already in bed and I’ve got the Military Channel on and they’re doing a World at War marathon.”
Who would have ever thought it of me?!?!?