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IT’S A Q WORLD — WE ALL JUST LIVE IN IT

Dave — my Director of Security — with Manila Luzon from RuPaul’s Drag Race.  

Dave never misses a chance to pose with the celebrity drag queens we fly in — and the celeb drag queens just adore Dave, and for good reason.

Dave is so sweet. Every night at some point Dave comes up to me, wraps his enormous arms around my shoulders and says, “Boss, have I told you how much I love my fucking job?!?!”

And then, when I leave the club, he has two of our security people follow me down the block and to the garage where I park my truck.

All our security are former or current law enforcement and/or military so they’re all pretty fucking formidable {and heavily armed}, to say the least.

Dave has instructed them that as they keep an eye on me they should be unobtrusive and to not hinder me in any way {meaning if a cute boy comes up to chat me up to not pepper spray him or wrestle him to the ground}, so they hang back fifty feet or so trying to act like they’re not there, while watching my every move.

At some point in our daily walk I will invariably stop in my tracks — which causes them to stop in theirs and look around as they pretend to not be following me — and I tell them to “come on up and walk with me” as I head on off to my truck where they tuck me in to the driver’s seat and watch me like hawks until I’m safely on my way.

Its almost like a game we play every night.

And let me just say this about that — if you’ve never had a security detail follow you around; it’s a very easy thing to get REAL used to in a hurry.  Because it gives you a warm and comfortable feeling knowing that they’re there.

Especially at 4 AM on a Sunday morning.

8 Responses to “IT’S A Q WORLD — WE ALL JUST LIVE IN IT”

  1. DJ Says:

    So who gets to take Dave home? Do tell!

  2. Greg Says:

    What’s their security name for you? Congratulations for holding onto your security detail longer than the Romneys.

  3. Teddy Says:

    No shade intended in this, but why do you need a security detail?

  4. Scott Says:

    Teddy, I don’t need one at all. But Dave worries about me, so I’ve got one from the front door of the club to my truck. He’d have them follow me home if I let him.

    Its really kinda sweet if you think about it.

  5. Scott Says:

    Greg, when they’re on their two-ways talking into their little Secret Service style ear piece microphones they call me Papa Bear, believe it or not.

  6. steve Says:

    I’m sure they’re formidable and I know it’s the States but do they need to be heavily armed? Just interested to know.

  7. Scott Says:

    UK Steve — you answered your own question. It’s the States.

  8. Damien Says:

    Firstly – it’s your club Scotty and if you have a security detail – everyone else can get fucked :) – and I do say that in the nicest possible way..

    PS I am falling in love with Dave…. repeat….. falling in love with Dave…

    PPS Given SOME of the people you can get in even the best clubs… I wholeheartedly approve of both a security detail, and, a heavily armed one at that…

    PPPS Yes of course I’m jealous…. mine is simply imagined….

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