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QUOTE OF THE DAY

“You’re throwing me out too?!?!?!  But I’m the victim here!”

An adorable and indignant 23 year old twink upon being told by me that I was ejecting him and his two friends from the club.

This after I caught the three of them in the middle of the urinals at the club with the aforementioned twink bent over and engaged in fellating one of his friends while the other friend ate the twinks ass.

I thought it was such a priceless line that I let the “victim” stay but I 86′d his friends.

20 Responses to “QUOTE OF THE DAY”

  1. Carl Says:

    That is hilarious! Sounds like you need to open a back room! ;)

  2. Scott Says:

    We’ve got a back room, Carl — its called my office.

  3. Billy Says:

    Amanda: I’ll be the victim!
    Wednesday: All your life.

  4. Sean Says:

    When (what night) did this happen? Just curious.

  5. Robert Says:

    Why intervene? Why are Americans so uptight?

  6. Gregorio Says:

    You big softie!!!!

  7. Damien Says:

    Oh Billy – my FAVE movie reference even above “Ouiser could never stay mad at me… She worships the quicksand I walk on”…

  8. TJ Says:

    So, how much are you willing to risk with the office? Liquor liscense? Reputation? Just curious…

  9. ben Says:

    I take it you patrol the urinals regularly.

  10. Erik Says:

    You should add some kind of dimly lit temptation area where people would constantly be caught with hard dicks in their mouth – then their only choice would be either be thrown out or a “talk” in the owner´s office…

  11. Bill Says:

    Aw come on—sex in the bathroom is a requirement! Unless, of course, the bathroom connects to your office by a swinging door.

  12. wehotom Says:

    Where are the pictures Scott?

  13. Todd in DC Says:

    PIctures/video!

    Gods, you must have security cameras.

    Share, dammit!

  14. bill Says:

    I want to be you Scott.

  15. ad Says:

    can’t you move your club to Amsterdam, Berlin or London, seems to me there’s nothing illegal an the activity you describe. can’t you get your laws changed ?

  16. Jeffrey Says:

    To be 23 again.

  17. Manny Says:

    Sounds like you need a “children’s room” for the younins’ to play without annoying the adults. I guess they all still live with their parents and can’t afford a motel.

  18. Ry Says:

    It’s a unisex bathroom right? Therein lies the problem!

  19. Jack Says:

    THANK YOU, Ry!! I was just thinking the same thing. Not really welcoming behaviour for female users of the unisex lavatory . . . Or for anyone who actually wants to just have a pee or poo!

  20. Billy Says:

    TJ didn’t anyone piss in your Cheerios this morning?

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