QUOTE OF THE DAY
“You’re throwing me out too?!?!?! But I’m the victim here!”
An adorable and indignant 23 year old twink upon being told by me that I was ejecting him and his two friends from the club.
This after I caught the three of them in the middle of the urinals at the club with the aforementioned twink bent over and engaged in fellating one of his friends while the other friend ate the twinks ass.
I thought it was such a priceless line that I let the “victim” stay but I 86′d his friends.


October 26th, 2012 at 5:22 pm
That is hilarious! Sounds like you need to open a back room!
October 26th, 2012 at 5:44 pm
We’ve got a back room, Carl — its called my office.
October 26th, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Amanda: I’ll be the victim!
Wednesday: All your life.
October 26th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
When (what night) did this happen? Just curious.
October 26th, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Why intervene? Why are Americans so uptight?
October 26th, 2012 at 7:37 pm
You big softie!!!!
October 26th, 2012 at 8:21 pm
Oh Billy – my FAVE movie reference even above “Ouiser could never stay mad at me… She worships the quicksand I walk on”…
October 26th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
So, how much are you willing to risk with the office? Liquor liscense? Reputation? Just curious…
October 26th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
I take it you patrol the urinals regularly.
October 27th, 2012 at 2:48 am
You should add some kind of dimly lit temptation area where people would constantly be caught with hard dicks in their mouth – then their only choice would be either be thrown out or a “talk” in the owner´s office…
October 27th, 2012 at 5:10 am
Aw come on—sex in the bathroom is a requirement! Unless, of course, the bathroom connects to your office by a swinging door.
October 27th, 2012 at 5:38 am
Where are the pictures Scott?
October 27th, 2012 at 5:56 am
PIctures/video!
Gods, you must have security cameras.
Share, dammit!
October 27th, 2012 at 7:14 am
I want to be you Scott.
October 27th, 2012 at 7:35 am
can’t you move your club to Amsterdam, Berlin or London, seems to me there’s nothing illegal an the activity you describe. can’t you get your laws changed ?
October 27th, 2012 at 11:15 am
To be 23 again.
October 27th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Sounds like you need a “children’s room” for the younins’ to play without annoying the adults. I guess they all still live with their parents and can’t afford a motel.
October 27th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
It’s a unisex bathroom right? Therein lies the problem!
October 27th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
THANK YOU, Ry!! I was just thinking the same thing. Not really welcoming behaviour for female users of the unisex lavatory . . . Or for anyone who actually wants to just have a pee or poo!
October 27th, 2012 at 5:37 pm
TJ didn’t anyone piss in your Cheerios this morning?