“You’re throwing me out too?!?!?! But I’m the victim here!”
An adorable and indignant 23 year old twink upon being told by me that I was ejecting him and his two friends from the club.
This after I caught the three of them in the middle of the urinals at the club with the aforementioned twink bent over and engaged in fellating one of his friends while the other friend ate the twinks ass.
I thought it was such a priceless line that I let the “victim” stay but I 86′d his friends.