Comments on: BALLET BUTT

By: Damien Oz

Damien Oz — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 09:36:22 +0000

Mark – the “Ballet Belt” is like a g-string. Not like a jockstrap and the back part is very thin and crawls right into your hole.

And no – dancing w that is not fun. Taking it off is like waxing.

By: Paul in NYC

Paul in NYC — Fri, 28 Sep 2012 22:45:13 +0000

Joseph: I’ve dated BOTH a ballet dancer AND an oboe player–though years apart. The ballet dancer was kookie and flakey. The oboe player was much more intelligent and FAR more neurotic, and, for what it’s worth, a better lay. But it also took me much longer to recover from him. As a friend said, after meeting the oboe player, “The problem is that he assumes the whole damn world tunes to his A.”

By: Lorne

Lorne — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:48:00 +0000

I’ve heard that only lots of fucking calms them down. Makes sense? I’m thinking so.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:47:29 +0000

not a strap in sight. I would love to do a thong check.

his tights look painted on. too bad that the front is usually masked by a dancers belt.

By: Nijinski

Nijinski — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:01:33 +0000

What, you are seriously saying that us ballet dancers are neurotic you hateful bastard. You are persecuting us. Bet you are the shit in the audience that ruined my grand-jete and stole all my boyfriends – I hate you and curse you – you made my butt too fat by leaving chocolates in my dressing room arghhhhhhhhhh boooooo hooooooooooooo.. You made me rip my tights as well now!!
Ps my butt is still better than that exhibitionist cow’s in the pics. I would send you a pic of mine but you would photoshop it to make it fat and horrible like Chris Christie’s. MY MAKEUP HAS RUN NOW YOU YOU YOU ….

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:34:43 +0000

Sooooooo true.

By: Todd in DC

Todd in DC — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 19:22:06 +0000

If you want to date someOne pathologically neurotic, date a psychiatrist

Butts like that arent just made, they are given from genes

Dad gave me mine. Though exercise helps

By: TominSF

TominSF — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:45:34 +0000

Holy moly! I think I’ve got the vapors!!!

By: PERVERSATILE

PERVERSATILE — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:07:50 +0000

I’d like to add ice skaters
and Ballroom Dancers to that list

By: Will

Will — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:08:14 +0000

But there is a reason for their neuroses that I am sure you fully understand — theirs is the most physically demanding and injury-prone of the performing arts and their careers are the shortest. That said, yes, they can frequently be absolutely bat-shit crazy