BALLET BUTT
Having once dated a dancer with the Paul Taylor Dance Company — a company known for its spectacularly beautiful male dancers — I can attest to the fact that their butts are nothing short of miraculous.
That having been said — ballet dancers are probably the most pathologically neurotic group of people in all the arts.
More so even than actors and painters and even opera singers.
September 26th, 2012 at 4:51 pm
Absofuckinglutely AMAZING!
September 26th, 2012 at 5:28 pm
As an ex-ballet dancer I approve and endorse this message.
September 26th, 2012 at 7:05 pm
Who says painters are neurotic?
September 26th, 2012 at 8:48 pm
If I can have a three-day weekend with an ass like that I would gladly handle a person who is “pathologically neurotic.”
September 26th, 2012 at 8:50 pm
“Pathologically neurotic”? What’s the downside if that ass is there for use?
September 26th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
If you think dancers are the most neurotic, I’m guessing you haven’t spent much time around oboe players. Or their reeds for that matter.
September 26th, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Yep and yep. It can make the lure of the magnificent ass a Cercie song.
September 27th, 2012 at 12:25 am
I might pick “Gay doctors” for the award, but we all have our struggles.
September 27th, 2012 at 3:08 am
But there is a reason for their neuroses that I am sure you fully understand — theirs is the most physically demanding and injury-prone of the performing arts and their careers are the shortest. That said, yes, they can frequently be absolutely bat-shit crazy
September 27th, 2012 at 5:07 am
I’d like to add ice skaters
and Ballroom Dancers to that list
September 27th, 2012 at 8:45 am
Holy moly! I think I’ve got the vapors!!!
September 27th, 2012 at 11:22 am
If you want to date someOne pathologically neurotic, date a psychiatrist
Butts like that arent just made, they are given from genes
Dad gave me mine. Though exercise helps
September 27th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Sooooooo true.
September 27th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
What, you are seriously saying that us ballet dancers are neurotic you hateful bastard. You are persecuting us. Bet you are the shit in the audience that ruined my grand-jete and stole all my boyfriends – I hate you and curse you – you made my butt too fat by leaving chocolates in my dressing room arghhhhhhhhhh boooooo hooooooooooooo.. You made me rip my tights as well now!!
Ps my butt is still better than that exhibitionist cow’s in the pics. I would send you a pic of mine but you would photoshop it to make it fat and horrible like Chris Christie’s. MY MAKEUP HAS RUN NOW YOU YOU YOU ….
September 27th, 2012 at 2:47 pm
not a strap in sight. I would love to do a thong check.
his tights look painted on. too bad that the front is usually masked by a dancers belt.
September 27th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I’ve heard that only lots of fucking calms them down. Makes sense? I’m thinking so.
September 28th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Joseph: I’ve dated BOTH a ballet dancer AND an oboe player–though years apart. The ballet dancer was kookie and flakey. The oboe player was much more intelligent and FAR more neurotic, and, for what it’s worth, a better lay. But it also took me much longer to recover from him. As a friend said, after meeting the oboe player, “The problem is that he assumes the whole damn world tunes to his A.”
September 29th, 2012 at 1:36 am
Mark – the “Ballet Belt” is like a g-string. Not like a jockstrap and the back part is very thin and crawls right into your hole.
And no – dancing w that is not fun. Taking it off is like waxing.