YOUR BLOGGER’S STILL GOT GAME — BITCHEZ!
Soooooo I met this adorable boy last night at the club — 32 years old, A & F model handsome with a body to die for — and on top of that he was THE BEST KISSER EVAH!
He’s the chief-of-staff for some junior, east coast, Democratic congressman who was in town for a conference and we spent the evening talking, getting drunk, and smootching in public.
He was so cute and such a good kisser that when an adorable twink in a Nasty Pig jockstrap and a pair of taped together rapist glasses asked me if he could get up on our bar to do an impromptu go-go dance and then, after the dance, made a very serious pass at me, I couldn’t even be bothered with him — or his very big Nasty Pig encased weener — because the congressman’s chief-of-staff had me so ensorceled.
Also, too: he had his tongue down my esophagus down to my upper GI at the time and I feared that if he removed it my heart might very well stop beating.
Anyway, I just got back from dropping him off at the airport for his flight back east and now I’m thinking about maybe moving to his district so I can become a constituent and place daily demands on him as a member of his bosses voting public.
Needless to say, I’m feeling a bit frisky now, and that’s a good thing — given that porn stars Pierre Fitch, Jake Bass, and Seth Knight are in town for a little go-go boy action this weekend — and I imagine I’ll be seeing all of them {and stuffing money into their collective jockstraps} at the club at some point during the next couple of days.
It’s a rough life owning a nightclub — but somebody’s got to do it. And I feel that it’s incumbent upon me to take the bullet and suffer under the burden of a tawdry life such as mine so you guys don’t have to.
And I’ll be back.
September 21st, 2012 at 9:20 am
You get quick action… but my advice would be to hold off on that move. Wouldn’t be prudent.
Or is that the point?
September 21st, 2012 at 10:40 am
Why don’t the cute boys ever flock to the unemployed, over educated, hacks? LOL
Have a fun weekend.
September 21st, 2012 at 10:47 am
Daaaaamn…last time i got ensorcelled real good was 11th grade.
I’m feelin your joy
or is that
fillin’ ur boy….
Nostalgia makes my brain hurty
September 21st, 2012 at 11:13 am
………So, Scott…. It was only kissing, because you are a gentleman, and respected him too much having just met, to go farther?
September 21st, 2012 at 12:22 pm
” I believe in MIRACLES, you sexy thing!”
September 21st, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Scott, I really wanted to say “Do what I always did — ply him with liquor and make him suck you in the toilet, before taking him home and ravaging his ass until he screams” — but then, I am too old to do that, it seems so “80s”, and you own the place, so can’t be seen doing it.
I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU GOT BACK IN THE GAME — and ten days before your birthday, so will hit it rolling.
September 21st, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Damn, you’re gonna end up in the White House yet…at least humping and thumping in the Lincoln Bedroom, if not the Family Quarters.
September 21st, 2012 at 2:40 pm
I can already tell this blog is going to get VERY interesting going forward
Happy for you!
September 21st, 2012 at 4:07 pm
go for it !
September 21st, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Interesting…..
September 22nd, 2012 at 3:32 am
I don’t think I have ever seen a man with MORE GAME in all areas.
ahhhh, it is hot in here.
Tim
September 22nd, 2012 at 4:43 am
Well, THAT didn’t take long! LOL
September 22nd, 2012 at 4:44 am
you go girl. something tells me you’re particular fun to hang out with as of late…
September 22nd, 2012 at 5:13 am
Love is Everywhere!
September 22nd, 2012 at 5:58 am
You work quick Mr Smith
September 22nd, 2012 at 11:59 am
It’s nice to know that there are still men out there that like to make out. In my experience that is the exception more than the rule. Damnit.
September 25th, 2012 at 5:40 am
I am, at this moment, googling all the junior, east coast, Democratic congressmen to try and track this one down. I’ll just look. I swear.