QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Ignoring, for a moment, the fact that Ryan doesn’t actually offer solutions to mass unemployment or budget sustainability, it’s worth focusing on the obvious: It’s never a good thing when your vice presidential pick makes it more likely you’ll lose.”
August 18th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Didn’t stop St. John of McCain.
August 18th, 2012 at 1:26 pm
Ryan’s icon, Ayn Rand spent 8 years on Medicare & collecting Social Security before she died of cancer. She was worth half a million but you know that individualist healthcare costs a lot, and she didn’t know how long her $ would last, so that socialist, collectivist healthcare and old age income looked pretty good. Ryan, himself, started collecting Social Security at 16, when his father died, so he had help from us nasty socialists and FDR.
August 18th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Ryan is — “A pretty face lacking a dick in it, to be complete”
August 19th, 2012 at 8:23 am
I’m predicting an upcoming photo spread of a “family beach vacation,” or perhaps a planted piece in Men’s Health, featuring updated shirtless pics. At this point, that’s his only shot at brainwashing America. The existing shirtless photos are old, pre-P90X and aren’t gonna do shit for him, especially with those chicken legs.
I’m naively optimistic, though, that most Americans aren’t dumb enough to vote for their own doom in the form of the candidate with the ripped bod, the steely blues and the purty mouth.
Then again, I swore that there was no way W could win, so what the fuck do I know?