THIS IS TEXAS
A real radio advert for a business in Mason Texas.
Just secede already Texas!
Every time someone from that completely depraved, fucked in the head state filled with gun loving, half-witted nullificationists and their inbred, mentally defective issue opens his or her mouth the collective IQ of the entire United States of America drops by five points.
Thanks to Adam for the heads up on this brilliant radio ad.
August 16th, 2012 at 7:12 am
That’s what I like about your blog, Scott. You do such a great job of running me through the entire gamut, all the way from depressed (f*ing Texans), to squeee (pick any), to aroused (nice uh hat).
BTW: The only difference between Texans and the rest of the middle of the country is that Texans are proud of their stoopid.
August 16th, 2012 at 7:12 am
Is a complete lack of shame a point of pride in Texas? Up here I’m pretty sure it’s a mental disorder.
August 16th, 2012 at 7:12 am
What about jews that didn’t vote in the last Pres election?
August 16th, 2012 at 7:21 am
WTF?!! Apparently these people really do not read the Constitution, either that or they must only select the words that they can read or that suit them the most. Are people allowed to use public airwaves to promote discrimination?
August 16th, 2012 at 7:28 am
Ugh, I hate that a few Texans give the rest of the state a bad name. Houston does not fit with the rest of the state, I promise! We were just named one of the coolest cities in the nation by Forbes, AND we continue to elect a gay mayor.
August 16th, 2012 at 7:41 am
Wow! that guy doesn’t have any prejudice. When Texas secedes, I’m gonna get out of here as fast as I can.
August 16th, 2012 at 7:43 am
WOW! That guy doesn’t have any prejudice at all. When Texas secedes I’m gonna run as far away from this state as I can. Unfortunately I can’t control other people’s stupidity.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:01 am
This kind of home bred fear based fascism could be cured if all these gun totting retards would just insert their guns into their mouths and fire away. Problems solved! It’s a win-win.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:57 am
I’ll remind y’all 44% of us Texans did vote for President Obama and the entire state is not a wasteland of idiots. I think y’all know whether Mason falls in that category, but just as a hint, Obama/Biden got just under 26% of 2,121 votes cast in Mason County in 2008. Compare that to the 591,000 Harris County residents, 423,000 Dallas County residents, 275,000 Bexar County residents and 254,000 Travis County residents (and 3.5 million+ Texans total) that voted for the socialist liberal current Campaigner-in-Chief. Given the demographics, I’d be surprised if there was even one “non-Christian Arab or Muslim” in all of Mason County (pop. abt 4000).
The best thing I can say about the Mason County area is that in years where we get enough rain, they have some really nice displays of wildflowers along the highway and they have a good BBQ place on the southside of town. Those are the only two reasons to ever consider visiting.
August 16th, 2012 at 9:04 am
Billy: If you’re a jew that’s a member of the Israeli army, that’s fine, cause you blow away arabs with your Uzzi the way god intended. But if you’re an plain old, American jew–naw, between not show your face, cause bein’ a jew means you’re not a Christian like a real American is, and you’re prob’ly a Socialist and maybe even a homo. Anyway, jews are intellectual, ‘y’know? And so they’re not good god-fearing white Americans like the Founding Fathers intended to be in this land. And we know where you live!
August 16th, 2012 at 10:43 am
I’d suggest giving Texas back to Mexico but…why punish Mexico.
August 16th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Damn. I’m an agnostic Jew who voted for Obama in the last election. And I was al set to trade my 14k gold college ring for concealed hand gun lessons to protect myself in my 7th floor condo in Washington.
If only I we’re sexually attracted to stupid people….
August 16th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
I was momentarily speechless at this.
Given the natiure of his message, it is surprising he managed to eschew the phrases “niggers need not apply” and “faggots rot in hell.”
August 16th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I sometimes use the phase, “the cockroaches scatter when you turn the kitchen light.” But clearly you shine the light on a Texas cockroach and they stand their ground because it’s the god given right to shit in your cereal
August 16th, 2012 at 3:33 pm
He sure pronounces that word, “Moslem,” pretty. So many bigots just settle for saying “Muslim”, which could be mistaken for muslin and then you directed to the dry goods department in his general store and miss out on the all day Concealed Gun Training seminar.
August 16th, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Isn’t non-christian, muslim redundant. Kind of like a non-dog, cat.
August 16th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
Mason is a podunk town about 50 west of Houston on I-10 that is only good for driving through. Small wonder this rock-dweller’s from there and feels the right to be an asshole.
August 16th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
Had to share this on Facebook!
I just love the things you post on thsi blog, Scott – it always makes my day that bit more enjoyable
August 17th, 2012 at 1:02 am
and also guys, do you judge me, because I live in Joisey, do you think I’m orange tanned and friends with snookie….. we have to deal with these assholes, that are 45 and live with moms and pops basement apt and found a way to publish themselves.. any body notice no people, no faces, just redneck ramble…
August 17th, 2012 at 5:51 pm
If you think all people in Texas really have this mentality, then you are a backwoods yokel from nowhere. Following your logic, Washington state should secede and become a white Arian nation because of the fucked up white supremesist assholes in the Pacific Northwest.
you are off my favorites list dudeass.
August 18th, 2012 at 6:55 am
First of all badlandsboy — the word is spelled Aryan, not Arian.
Second of all — the word is spelled supremacist, not supremesist.
And lastly — thanks for proving my point about Texans.
August 19th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
LOL