Nary a one.

Can’t write for shit. Can’t use a show-stopping image. Can’t find a room-filling piece of music. And, obviously, you’re totally inadequate when it comes to defending any decision you make.

Without doubt, you are the least creative person in the Western world. You’re probably the least creative person in the Eastern, Northern and Southern worlds as well. Outside of Seattle, the world is full of unseasoned planks of cedarwood that are more creative than you.

Sucks to be Scott Smith, I guess.

Millions of people log into this site every year to feel sorry for silver-fox sex-god Scott Smith who can’t turn a phrase without benefit of a crank handle.

Not a creative bone in your body Smith. Not one.

What is the website I need to know so I can donate braincells, blood, chicken soup, etc to make you more creative?

Will Jerry Lewis be adding your lack of creativity to his telethon appeal? I know I’ll donate.

Also, please posting inadequate shit like this, Scott. While I might disagree, the roses in my garden always benefit from horseshit.

“a combination or mixture of elements: her music is a marriage of funk, jazz, and hip hop.”

Congrats and cheers!