BALLERINA AZZ
Have you ever fucked a ballet dancer before?
I have.
And let me just say this about that — their ability to do this with their legs and butt, especially when their ass looks like the one above, is a wonder to behold.
Especially when they do it with their ass doing an imitation of a Facehugger from the movie Aliens on your face, or wrapped around your dick.
That having been said, there really is nothing more annoying than dating a ballet dancer.
Because they spend all their free time in the First Position and will, at the most inopportune {and quite public} moments, break into the first three or four or five steps of whatever piece they’re currently learning.
Oh, and they’re always broke because they get paid shit — so you’ve pretty much gotta pay for everything.
But that azzzzzzz!
It makes it all worthwhile.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:42 am
Scott, love the pic, but shouldn’t the headline be, “Why I danced ballet in college?”
June 20th, 2012 at 6:59 am
Marvelous, Tom!
June 20th, 2012 at 7:16 am
My tongue has a raging hard-on! I would gladly pay for that Dick Wrapper or for the opportunity of being a Face Huggee. If the reflection in the mirror isn’t distorted, then he appears to be able to return the favor really well.
I wonder how many panties in the audience are moist!
June 20th, 2012 at 7:33 am
Dancers, gymnasts, and yoga instructors all have flexibility that really adds a dimension to coital activities. In other words, fucking flexible is fucking fun
June 20th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
My onetime Julliard cavalier used to send me videophone messages of stripteases; these were not moves one learns in the halls of Julliard.
June 20th, 2012 at 12:44 pm
Speaking as a former gymnast, I can say that this is true. LOL! Sadly though, very few guys that I slept with realized it and took advantage of the fact to its full potential. The ones I stayed with did! He, he, he!
June 20th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Sooooooo true.
June 20th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
@Tom — LOL +10000
June 20th, 2012 at 2:26 pm
And that us why back when I was a ballet dancer – all the boys brought their cream to my yard
June 20th, 2012 at 3:08 pm
Yes. One of the guys in the all-male Swan Lake if memory serves.
June 20th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
The two dancers I dated were both into bondage, interestingly enough. Not that I complained.