Hey little sister who's your Superman?

OH, HAI!

{Posted in Boys, Butts, Jockstraps on September 22nd, 2014 by Scott }

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{Posted in My Life on September 20th, 2014 by Scott }

I read this story and thought about something that happened to me when I was kid that sort of resonated. And here’s something a lot of you don’t know about me — I was once beat up by a girl.

Drew-Bartscher

I was in 6th grade, new to the school, incredibly nervous and out of my element, a bit of a pussy (if truth be told), and involved in a gym class dodge ball game.

I got in an argument with a girl named Mary Bolster and she fucking wailed on me.

I went home that afternoon and thought and thought and thought about what had happened and resolved never to allow ANYONE — male or female — to ever beat me up again.

And in the 45 years between then and now, and with a number (OK. a lot) of really quite serious fights to my name it hasn’t happened. Including all those years in the Marines where Jarheads settle disagreements with fisticuffs, because using our words is just too hard for us.

Mary was a great catalyst for me — not as a catalyst for me to try to be some sort of bad-ass based upon the emasculation that I received at her hands — but to recognize and embrace the concept that if you’re going to get into a fight — physical or otherwise — make sure you fight that fight like your life is on the fucking line every time.

Because I can bet you dollars to donuts that if you do, the other person isn’t.

And to be beaten for being gay or standing up for gay civil rights — that just ain’t happening with me — by a woman as in this article, or by anyone else. Because I’m a staunch believer in women’s rights and women’s liberation — and I’d have no problem with smacking a bitch like the one in this story into a fucking coma if she stepped to me.

SATURDAY PR0N

{Posted in Porn, Video on September 20th, 2014 by Scott }

Even though there’s condoms being used in this pr0n, I liked it. The guys are hot with pretty peens and clearly into each other — which is always a plus, imo.

Also, too; there’s excellent additional dining in rear.

I NEED TO GET ME ONE OF THESE

{Posted in Cool Shit on September 20th, 2014 by Scott }

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SAVE WATER!

{Posted in Boys, Cock on September 15th, 2014 by Scott }

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{Posted in Funny Shit on September 14th, 2014 by Scott }

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OK, I posted this earlier in the week and there’s a couple reasons that this is funny.

A) Because its basically true. And;

2) Because all us Android users take a bit of perverse glee in tweaking iPhone users who — for SOOOO many years — have been quite publicly smug about their misplaced superiority for being iPhone users.

And if you really want to see why Android users — who really tend to be neither publicly smug nor, if truth be told, give much of a shit about all of this save for its snark value — enjoy this sort of tweaking the noses of iPhone users, then all you need to do is read some of the comments that this meme has elicited across social media from those very same smug iPhone users.

Because a lot of them are downright hostile!

I mean really people — its a joke. But you guys are so serious about your little product that you’ve totally lost the ability to realize that IT’S A FUCKING PRODUCT!

That you bought!

You didn’t design it!

And it’s not you!

And hopefully it doesn’t define you. Although it seems to for a lot of you.

I mean geez Louise! You’d think that by your responses to this harmless and really quite funny meme that someone had just called you an irredeemable asshole.

And we all know that that particular derogatory term is reserved for Google Glass wearers.

So chill out all you iPhone obsessives! And I’ll be seeing you as you camp out in line for your little iWatch thingy.

You’ll be able to tell who I am because I won’t be in line with you and I’ll be laughing and pointing at you as I walk by.

Signed

A happy (and not in the least bit smug — OK, maybe a little bit smug) Android user.

GINGER GIF

{Posted in Boys, Cock, Gifs on September 12th, 2014 by Scott }

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