I admit it, I'm an animal lover. Every morning I take bread out to the birds who flock around me at 5AM waiting to be fed. I also get a mating pair of ducks up to the house from the lake looking for handouts from time to time and they'll actually hop in my lap if I'm seated in order to scarf bagels from me. It's a lot like being Dr. Doolittle — except without the two way conversation — and more duck poop of course.
Then, around sixish my scurry of squirrels shows up.
At present there are five grey squirrels that come by every morning: Rocky, Bullwinkle, Boris Badenov, Natasha and Mr. Big.
Rocky — letting me know it's time to eat.
Rocky was the very first ever to show up, arriving on my doorstep about three years ago. She is the mother of Natasha and Mr. Big as far as I can tell and is very much the most fearless of all the squirrels, one time even walking into our living room and staring down Moby the pitbull from less than two feet away before turning and calmly walking back out onto the front porch. Moby was quite shocked needless to say.
Rocky routinely comes right up to me and stands on my foot to take her food directly from my hand.
Rocky and the rest of the scurry love Trader Joe's organic wheat tortillas yet they will turn their noses up at QFC or Safeway organic wheat tortillas if I try to sneak them by them. Go figure.
All the squirrels love Trader Joe's pecans — unsalted of course.
Boris enjoying his tortilla.
I haven't seen Rocky in a couple of weeks but before she disappeared she was looking a bit heavy, was eating much more than usual and her titties were just a tad pendulous.
I suspect we'll have some new mouths to feed in the coming weeks.
Rocky — striking a pose.