REPUBLICAN AWESOMENESS

{Posted in Assholes, Politics, The Republican Clown Car, Video on September 3rd, 2010 by Scott }

Jan Brewer, the republican governor of Arizona, pisses her opening statement in this weeks gubernatorial debate right down her leg in a public display of embarrassing awesomeness that really must be seen to be believed..

And then, if that weren’t bad/good enough, Jan totally fucking freezes like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming Peterbilt when called on her repeated lies about headless drug cartel bodies being dumped in the Sonoran desert.

Folks, it doesn’t get much better than this and the people of Arizona must be so very very proud of themselves for electing this worthless fucking meat sack.

And the great thing is, that knowing the average Arizona voter as we all do by now, thanks to their passage and continuing support for the “It’s Illegal To Drive While Brown” law,  there’s a really good chance they’ll return this vacuous, lying, empty suit to office.

Nice work Arizona!

 

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VINTAGE FLORAL PRINT FROTTAGE

{Posted in Boys, Cock, Sex, Vintage on September 3rd, 2010 by Scott }

 

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WE’RE GITTIN’ US ONE OF THESE!

{Posted in Music, Video on September 2nd, 2010 by Scott }

 

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BOYS KISSING

{Posted in Boys, Boys Kissing, tattoos on September 2nd, 2010 by Scott }

A NEW WEEKLY BIE SERIES

Menz kissing menz in public is so hot.  Plus, I love the fact that regardless of where it takes place, as long as it happens in public it can seem so very subversive.

 

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FOR YOU LYCRA FETISHISTS

{Posted in Boys, Gear, Kink on September 2nd, 2010 by Scott }

 

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THE BIG APPLE DIASPORA

{Posted in Family, Humor, New York on September 2nd, 2010 by Scott }

The Onion reports that all 8.4 million New Yorkers have abandoned the city, citing as the prevalent reason for their departure that its basically a shitty place to live.

I adore New York but I have to agree with basically every single sentiment in the Onion piece.

I found that people go through Stages of New York and they’re very much like the stages of grief in that when you first arrive everything is incredible and you throw yourself into the city with reckless abandon.

That lasts for about four years.

The next stage is feigned ennui and a ho hum I’ve seen it/done it all before attitude.

That lasts about another four years.

Then the next three years or so is a sort of shell shock because you realize you actually HAVE seen it/done it all before, followed by five to seven years of faking you’re back in stage one when the reality is that you’re simply doubling down and figuring you’ve been here this long you might as well make the best of it and hopefully not be driven either insane or to homicide by the city.

Followed by the final “revelatory” stage where you either actively flee the city for a real life elsewhere or you decide to stay because you realize that you’ve become one of the awful people who have lived in New York forever and who looks as if they just sucked on a lemon and who you’ve always tried to avoid during your four prior stages as a New Yorker and you simply can’t leave because no place else in the world will put up with your shit.

As my younger brother Ted said to me back when I was contemplating leaving the city after having lived there for over twenty years,

“I don’t care if you’ve become a huge success in whatever field you chose to pursue or if you’ve made ten million dollars while living here — if you’re still living in New York City after twenty years you’re just a fucking asshole.”

Amen brother, amen.

 

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